According to a recent book by Kola Boof, the self reported sex slave of Osama Bin Laden in 1997, Osama Bin Laden had a HUGE crush on Whitney Houston. According to Boof, Bin Laden told her that “Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen…and he said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of some day spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar”.
So, Mr. Bin Laden had a thing for the Diva? Interesting stuff…apparently, he considered Whitney to be “truly Islamic…but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband – Bobby Brown”. Now, what I thought was the most interesting thing about this story was the fact that Osama apparently discussed having Bobby Brown killed, and then following his death, bringing Whitney to Khartoum, making her one of his wives, and giving her a mansion. The things people will do for love right?
Now, how true this story is is up for debate, since many, if not most, people believe that Boof was not a sex slave of Osama and that she is, in fact, making the entire thing up. Either way, the story makes for some humorous entertainment…can you just picture those two together? It would look something like this I imagine:
Can’t you just see it? Whitney and Osama sitting in a cave somewhere, fire burning, Osama singing My Love is Your Love to the hum of the dialysis machine in the background…if that isn’t romance, I don’t know what is…
Cheers,
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